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5 Ways to Annoy People:

IN A BUSY TOILET

Go into A Toilet - Then - do one of the following

1) Go up to a used cubilce - knock - and ask "How's it going?"
2) Pretend to piss in the sink
3) Shout "Has anyone seen my monkey ?" and start looking between peoples legs whilst they are using the urinal
4) Turn out the lights and shut the door and shout "This is a drugs bust"
5) Do all 5 at the same time

IN A LIFT

1) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
2) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
3) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
4) Announce in a casual voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
5) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"

RANDOM PEOPLE

1) Reply to everything someone says with "that’s what YOU think" whilst shaking your head repetitivly
2) Follow someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lynx, muttering the words "unclean" as you go.
3) Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy" and then tap your temples twice
4)Pay for everything with pennies