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Are You a Tramp?
Find Out
Take The Internets only Tramp Test:
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Click anywhere on the screen.
If the Answer to any of the following questions is true - Then I'm afraid your a trampy gypsy loving shit for brains. - Tough Break Dude - Your Number one ambtion in life should now become
" I want to perfect the art of reheating KFC leftovers after scavenging for them in the nearby bins"
However - You may be at that stage already...
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1) In your area, you are considered a flash dresser if you own a sock
2) When You Close The Front Door, you can still see your next door neighbours feet
3) Your idea of a good night out is when no-one in your family catches cholera, typhoid or gonerrea
4) Rat droppings in your bed are a good sign
5) Rat dropping in your bed take a lead role at breakfast
6) The most expensive item owned by your family is your little sister beacause Daddy knows someone who has a use for small children and pays upfront
7) Your last holiday consisted of a bus trip to Slough
( If your from USA, Rename Slough - Wisconsin )
( Officially the US's worst shithole - from 1995 through to the present day )
8) You live in Slough/Stains Or Wisconsin/Boston
( Boston being 2nd worst shithole from 1997 - 2003 )
9) You spend your free time in bins and carrier bags
10) If you are Joan Collins
Joan Collins - What A fucking Tramp
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