![](http://www.corporatedump.com/random/clean79.jpg) COMPUTERS MAKE ME ANGRY ---------------------------------------------------------- THE UN
The UN The Wonderful, Powerless UN - The Stupid, Ignorant, Clueless UN -
Here is an example of their reasoning over "controlling" the entire contents of the internet
The United Nations would be a good platform for controlling the internet, because it has legitimacy. The countries are all represented,"
said Izzeldin Mohamed Osman, a computer science professor from the Sudan University of Science and Technology
Right... The UN has legitimacy because countries like Sudan are represented, eh? They practice slavery there for fucks sake. Do they have computers and internet access in Sudan? ITS A FUCKING DESERT
They also follow Sharia Islamic Law. Meaning They Are Terrorists Well no - But They blatantly are
Sorry but - the UN gets no legitimacy whatsoever because countries like Sudan have no legitimacy whatsoever with the Human Race. They are living in the past and invloving them in something like the Internet
( Le Intra-what? - As they will say, closey followed by THAT BOX IS ALIVE! - ALIVE! ALLAH HAS RETURNED TO PUNISH THE SINFUL IN THE FORM OF AN ALIVE BOX! )
is stupid. ( you've forgoten how that sentance stated haven't you? )
Basically - Leave the Internet alone It's ours - The People's - Not Your's - Bloody UN ---------------------------------------------------------------- PEOPLE WITH CLIPBOARDS
OK. So you've either seen them haven't you? They are like a damn plague. People in the street who appear out of nowhere infront of you and want you to answer "just a few questions"
On one road in every town or city on weekends, there are hundreds of strategically and cunningly placed hippy students wearing matching waterproof coats and clipboards representing these various charities. It's like playing UT trying to "strafe" in and out of the stuck-up rich kids trying to look poor and pretending that what they are doing has a strong influence on the world.
So then your nightmare happens. You get caught by one. First thing they say - "Hello there mate" WHAT! YOU AREN'T MY FUCKING MATE YOU COKE SNORTING WHORE.
Then they ask if you would like to pledge £2 to save the native sparrow or help old people who are dying or to help buy more tissues for the dribbly ones in wheelchairs. Try to escape but you can't! They have some traction device and keep you rooted to the spot as everyone else walks by, glad this freak is tied up with you and whispering "sucker" under their breath folowed by laughter. Only to get caught themselves. Ha.
The people who do this though? A thousand piercings (check), Woolly Hat? Smell of cannabis (Check)
These people are students but how many normal student would be willing to do this? They must all be Christians too due to the fact that they all have crucifix's round their necks and the fact they can appear so happy when they should really be comtemplating suicide.
The cure? - Tell them to fuck off - This clear and simple message will have them retreat to 10 yards.
Rant Away. Or, if anyone comes up to you with a clipboard again, just curl up in a ball and cry.
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